Fucking gay-ass motherfucking eustachian tubes...

Note: (While this link is namely for my benefit, you're welcome to read it if you're incredibly bored and masochistic.)

Happy Birthday to me...

I'm 31, officially at the time of this post.

It was a relatively uneventful birthday, with only dinner with my parents and general screwing around online. Oh, and watching Red Dwarf outtakes and stuff.