Rose should like this one...
Last night I got to the Coleman Dock (
Seattle Ferry Terminal) at just a bit after 11pm, and since the next ferry isn't until 12:15am, I had a nice long wait. For some reason, since I knew I had all the time in the world, I just idled my car over to the lane, at about 6 MPH. The speed limit is 10, and I don't think I've
ever seen anyone able to obey such a low speed limit. As I'm idling along, I notice that the State Trooper car under the terminal has his parking lights on, and there's actually someone in it. Usually they just park there and wander around patrolling and stuff. Thanks to Homeland Security and stuff.
Anyway, I think nothing of it and roll into my spot and start playing
Pokémon Gold on my Gameboy Color. (
That's right, I'm not afraid to admit I play Pokémon). I'm just wandering around looking for trainer battles, since those are about the only thing that can give me decent cash and experience points...
Suddenly, some guy outside my window asks me how I'm doing, or some other
breaking-the-ice comment. It spooked me, but what was I to expect with leaving my window rolled down. I look up and it's the Stater. Heart accelerating... don't panic... don't panic...
Basically, he was more curious than pursuant. When he randomly ran my plates (
random? yeah right. classic car, personalized plates, scruffian behind the wheel; he was biased) he found that the car was considered totaled by the insurance company and wondered what was up. He mentioned things like junkyard and auction. Kinda made me think that he likes old cars and was wondering if I was getting rid of it - or how I had acquired it, since he never asked who I was, nor if it was my car.
I told him I was in an accident (
Sherlock Holmes says: Implication of ownership prior to Total Loss established) and that the estimate of damage exceeded the Insurance Company's estimate of worth, so I now had to do a lot of crap, including getting a VIN inspection and getting a temporary registration pending reissued plates. As soon as I mentioned the temporary registration, I instinctively picked them up off the seat next to me and... that's where the fun begins.
Suddenly, Mr. WSP changes from Curious George into the Iron Hand of the Law. He whips out his big black flashlight, holds out his hand towards the temp registration, and demands to see it. Whereas before my heartrate had calmed and I was all open and stuff, now I paniced again and just tried to stay composed.
Did I mention the whole time this is happening, the midi melody from Pokémon is just chirping away from my left hand? I guess not... I wanted so desperately to turn it off, but I'd played for a half hour with some significant wealth and level increases - not something I just wanted to lose without saving.
After looking it over, he returns to Curious George, saying that the DB (
I had to chuckle inside that he actually said dee-bee - I thought only geeks did. Oh yeah, that's database for those who don't know) had my plates as registration suspended. I never bothered pointing out the temporary plate in my back window, held up by my shark stuffed-animal. I had to explain that I couldn't be reissued plates until after my VIN inspection with the
Washington State Patrol (
hint hint) on November 10th.
He thanked me for the info, and I returned to playing my game...